Saturday, January 23, 2010

Poetry, Astray

"A Poem is nothing without an audience.”




Well if this is true than in my notebook there are many nothings - just a congregation of words that dare not be seen by those that they were meant for, content with the knowledge of their own existence. I feel like a father witnessing their son/daughter peaking through the kitchen window at a huge backyard that they cannot play in. Oh they were meant to but they fear it so. How about we shed some light on them, hm?

This one was meant for a receptionist, who had just gotten a hair cut, enhancing her hottest.

Damn girl, you done got your hurr did
Just wanted to say I couldn't mind my own biz
Yeah I be staring like a nosy neighbour
I swear that booty belongs in the daily papers
Front-page baby cause it's that news worthy
Like a homeless guy, I'm feeling oh so dirty
Your hair's so damn nice, I wanna mess it up
If you know what I mean, don't bother dressing up
Just dial my number and set up a date
You and I together, let's not fuck with fate
Unless that's your middle name, then break the rules
You like bling bling, I'll show you my jewels
And I aint talking about my errrings...please
We'd have a fever of a hundred and three
I'll shampoo your hair, maybe give it a toss
Got me all backwards like I'm kris kross
Braid it, comb it, style it nice
Pray to god that you'll never get lice
Cause if you didn't know, it's you I dig
Don't give me bad news and say that it's a wig

…..hey, I didn’t say they were good.

Moving on, I wrote this one very recently about a girl that is turning 25, which whom I’m acquainted with through friends and face book.

I only know you through photographs
yeah, I'm a creeper
I could have known you through windows
But your roof is way steeper
Than I anticipated
On a note related
I just bought binoculars
expensive, but I paid it
But enough about that
I'm obviously joking
Kristina C*****
You deserve some facebook poking
If you know what I mean
Hotter than porno scenes
I got gratuity for that booty
and it ain't colored green
so I'm not talking money
I'll keep the weather sunny
And if what you're looking for
Is a man that's funny
Well look no further
Cause I got the stuff
Knock knock, who's there
Boo.
Boo wh..hey that's enough
Baby if you chose me
then there aint no crying
Unless we watch My Sister's Keeper
And that girl is dying
Then it's ok, tear jerker for sure
But dont believe the rumors
I'm really not a whure
If anything, I hope this gives your lips a lift
A smile I mean, on your twenty-fifth

Maybe this whole sharing thing was not such a good idea…Here’s one about a skank.

The secret's out, slipped from weaker lips
says the loveliest potion, that I dare not sip
Hear it is in its glory, cause I shall not deny
not hard to see, no one needs to ask why
As my mind wonders, I see your eyes wander
If not for the circumstance, would our hearts grow fonder?
In my arms, you'd feel like the greatest love song
With you, I'm like a saint, I can do no wrong
Your heart would be safe, like money in the bank
too bad my friends tell me that you're kind of a skank

3 comments:

  1. "You like bling bling, I'll show you my jewels
    And I aint talking about my errrings...please"



    HAHAHAHA. Best ever. Seriously.

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  2. You getting in to hip hop?

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  3. Amanda, I've been hip hop since '93

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