My girlfriend is a grumpster from time to time
I called the cops to fix it but turns out it's not a crime
I can't give her bear hugs or even a Facebook poke
And you should see the face she makes when I tell her a joke
I begged the doctor to give her meds to fix it quick!
Got turned down cause she wasn't close to being sick
If I get too close she'll shoo me away
And grind her teeth on even the sunniest of days
I Told the fireman to cool her down through the telephone wire
He had to decline cause she wasn't on fire
They all said "if she's so moody why don't you just dump her!?"
But she's too darn special even if sometimes she's a grumpster
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